cockblockalips

when a women has overly huge external labia that fold over the entrance to the vagina, preventing entry.

I wanted to have sex with her, until I noticed the cockblockalips

Clam Slammer

The part of a woman's memory reserved for masturbation.

The female equivalent of spank bank.

"Did you see him at the pool?" Asked Jane. "I'm locking that one up in the clam slammer for later"

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