f-town

A garbage town with two dozen Taco Bells, seven Chilis, an undereducated population, a low average income, sprawled development, and nothing to do but eat fast food and shop for meaningless shit. Essentially, what a majority of the United States will soon look like if a shift in priorities does not take shape.

Billy drove into an f-town Texaco when he realized he had a bad case of the green apple splatters.

examples:
Fresno, CA
Frisco, TX
Fayetteville, NC
Fairbanks, AK
Framingham, MA
santa Fe, NM
Fartville, USA

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Poke Town

Lompoc, CA. A city of 47,000 in northern Santa Barbara county.

Manuel and Cleatus cooked some meth and sold it to Cabrillo High School students in the grand old city of Poke Town.

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