maneasiotomy

when a man while performing anal intercourse rips the rectum of his partner. The end result is a "maneasiotomy".

my dad must have gave my mom a maneasiotomy the way she was walking yesterday.

everologist

person who is a self assuming expert on everything

kevin is an everologist

trunk omelette

A covid era term used when one forgets their reusable bags and has to put their groceries in their vehicle loose and has a long ride home

"Damn it honey, I forgot the reusable bags. Pretty sure we are gonna have a trunk omelette by the time we get home"