mantasia

(noun) the partial or total inability to chill and have a good time (and/or focus on what friends are talking about) while at a public venue brought about by the prevalence of high quality (male) talent in the immediate surrounds

I can concentrate on what you're saying because I'm having an acute case of mantasia

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mantasy

(noun) a man who meets all your criteria (i.e. fulfills your physical, emotional and intellectual needs), is straight (or gay, as the case may be), is available AND digs you. (plural) mantasies. but use mantasi if there are too many to handle.

Forget the rest this guy's a mantasy.

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Preward

(Noun): something you do for yourself (or give or allow yourself) now for something you're going to do later. essentially, it is the outcome that happens before an event takes place.

(Verb): the act of presenting yourself with and partaking of a preward

(noun): The preward of that line of coke before Jake finished his assignment was a tad excessive

(verb): I prewarded myself with the large half and half pizza tonight as I promised I'd mow the lawn this weekend