relstiondhipable

Adjective describing a person who is capable of being in a loving relationship despite claims to the contrary.

Projecting your self doubts and thinking you're unlovable is bad, you're relstiondhipable

Goober

Noun: a person participating in activities of trolling and/or tomfoolery of an unspecified variety or category

Person A: "So you literally replaced all the salt in the shakers with sugar?"
Person B: "Yeah, I'm a bit of a Goober"