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Literally Meaning, "Sword That Cuts Through Torsos", In Japanese. The Dotanuki Was The Katana Carried By The Kaishakunin. It's Slightly Longer Then A Normal Katana and Is Weighted On The Curved Side, Making It Much Heavier Too. Because Of The Weight The Kaishakunin Was Able To Perform Kaishaku Usually In One Cut, Making For A More Humane Death.
"The Dotanuki Is The Ideal Weapon For Bisecting Politicians."
18π 7π
A Fight Between Rival Yakuza Gangs. In The Edo Period, Yakuza Were A Common Part Of The Landscape, Running Houses Of Gambling and Prostitution. As Long As They Did Not Overstep Their Bounds, They Were Tolerated By The Autorities, A Tradition Little Changed In Modern Japan.
"I Saw The Jizo Gang Heading Towards The Center Of Town, They Looked Serious, I Guess There's A Deiri Gonna Go Down."
8π 5π
The Second Cut. In The Right of Seppuku, A Samurai Was Allowed Death With Honor By Cutting Up His Abdomen. After The Incision Was Complete, The Second Would Perform Kaishaku, Severing The Samurai's Head For A Quick Death. The Second Was Know As A Kaishakunin.
"It Would Be Great If I Had Kaishaku When I Saw The Bouncing Souls Live, They Suck!"
8π 8π
Like A Gorilla Mask. You Shave Your Pubic Hair, Stash It Close By, When A Girl is On Her Knees (and You're Standing) Performing Fallatio on You, When You Give Her "The Money Shot" You Grab The Shaved Pubes With Both Hands And Throw It on The Wet Load on Your Sexual Partners Face While Yelling "A-Whooooooooooo!" (Like What A Werewolf, Wolf, Coyote, Dog, Canine sounds like, If Done Correctly She Should look like a Werewolf. Also Called A Wolfman
"Yeah, We Went To My Place, We Watched THE MONSTER SQUAD, Then I Hit That Bitch With A Werewolf Of My Own."
20π 28π
"I Smoked Some Yellow Rock and I Had To Call Outta Work The Next Day."
5π 8π
A Foot Soldier In The Employ Of A Daimyo. Lowest Of The Samurai Ranks.
"How Come I Always Have To Fight Up Front? It's Like I'm An Ashigaru!"
9π 5π
Japanese For "Number One" (Ichi Meaning One, and Ban Meaning Number).
"What? You Say Hulk Hogan Can't Wrestle? You Should See Him Wrestle In Japan, He Was Great, The Natives Even Called Him Ichiban"
100π 53π