Ichiban

Japanese For "Number One" (Ichi Meaning One, and Ban Meaning Number).

"What? You Say Hulk Hogan Can't Wrestle? You Should See Him Wrestle In Japan, He Was Great, The Natives Even Called Him Ichiban"

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Yellow Rock

A Combo Of opium and Hash.

"I Smoked Some Yellow Rock and I Had To Call Outta Work The Next Day."

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Kaishaku

The Second Cut. In The Right of Seppuku, A Samurai Was Allowed Death With Honor By Cutting Up His Abdomen. After The Incision Was Complete, The Second Would Perform Kaishaku, Severing The Samurai's Head For A Quick Death. The Second Was Know As A Kaishakunin.

"It Would Be Great If I Had Kaishaku When I Saw The Bouncing Souls Live, They Suck!"

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The Werewolf

Like A Gorilla Mask. You Shave Your Pubic Hair, Stash It Close By, When A Girl is On Her Knees (and You're Standing) Performing Fallatio on You, When You Give Her "The Money Shot" You Grab The Shaved Pubes With Both Hands And Throw It on The Wet Load on Your Sexual Partners Face While Yelling "A-Whooooooooooo!" (Like What A Werewolf, Wolf, Coyote, Dog, Canine sounds like, If Done Correctly She Should look like a Werewolf. Also Called A Wolfman

"Yeah, We Went To My Place, We Watched THE MONSTER SQUAD, Then I Hit That Bitch With A Werewolf Of My Own."

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Intercom Tag

What Managers Do In The Retail Business, When Someone Pages a Person Via The Intercom To Dial Them At a Certain Number, Then The Paged Person Pages The Pager With A Certain Number. Happens When You Can't Hear The Phone Extention to Dial, It Usually Goes on for like Five Minutes Until An Outside Party Who Actually Heard The Extention Number Tells One Of The Pagers. Pretty Annoying if You Have To Hear It 8:30 am on a Monday.

Manager One: "Manager 2 Dial 362"
A Minute Goes By
Manager Two: "Manager 1 Call 206"
30 Seconds Pass
Manager One: "Manager 2 Dial Extention 362"
Goes On For Another Five Minutes

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Deiri

A Fight Between Rival Yakuza Gangs. In The Edo Period, Yakuza Were A Common Part Of The Landscape, Running Houses Of Gambling and Prostitution. As Long As They Did Not Overstep Their Bounds, They Were Tolerated By The Autorities, A Tradition Little Changed In Modern Japan.

"I Saw The Jizo Gang Heading Towards The Center Of Town, They Looked Serious, I Guess There's A Deiri Gonna Go Down."

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Dotanuki

Literally Meaning, "Sword That Cuts Through Torsos", In Japanese. The Dotanuki Was The Katana Carried By The Kaishakunin. It's Slightly Longer Then A Normal Katana and Is Weighted On The Curved Side, Making It Much Heavier Too. Because Of The Weight The Kaishakunin Was Able To Perform Kaishaku Usually In One Cut, Making For A More Humane Death.

"The Dotanuki Is The Ideal Weapon For Bisecting Politicians."

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