false prophet

Muhammad is the false prophet of the muslims. He invented his own religion, Mohammedanism, when he realized that Christians and Jews would not accept his delirious dreams of being a prophet. A cut-throat, nasty terrorist, the inspiration of Al-Qaeda and Hezbollah. A goat-smelling, camel-raping, pedophile.

Muhammad is paradigmatic false prophet.

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Turdistan

The toilet or latrine, or in general, a place where one defecates.

Please wait for me, I must go to Turdistan.

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niggerism

In a manner characteristic of black people, a mannerism of the colored.

Jesse Jackson dances when he walks, one of his many niggerisms.

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french dot

A political position of a French bureaucrat, not worthy of being called a "point", and thus "dot." A "punctus gallicus."

Jacques Chirac is famous for his idiotic French Dots.

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nigguescenti

A negro that knows about negro culture. A niggerati.

Ward Connerly and Henry Louis Gates are prime examples of nigguescentis.

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lesbianicum

A book of incantations and spells for lesbian witches. A butch necronomicum or holy book.

Rosie O'Donnell invoked the lesbianicum while uttering punctus-gallicus incantations against Donald Trump.

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rod of correction

A penis, the male sexual organ.

Hail thee Rod of Correction,
You have our affection,
To you we show predilection,
Hail thee Rod of Correction

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