Clapping with the Choir

Farting in church.

Sister Joy needs to stop eating cabbage or join a Pentecostal congregation, she was really clapping with the choir last Sunday.

Skiddo

An affectionate term used by step parents to address or describe their stepkids. Short for "step kiddo."

I dropped the skiddos off at an escape room the other day so they could practice escaping from their abusive birth father.

Menu Venue

A comedy club or night club which makes its money off the two-drink minimum more than ticket sales. On the bright side, it's a good place for young comics and musicians to get stage time. On the downside, these comics and musicians often suck.

Don't feel bad if you can't hear the jokes over the sound of your own chewing, this place is a menu venue.