Aristocrap

It is the unique position of sitting on the crapper with a straight back, legs crossed over the knees, one hand on the waist the other under the chin giving you the appearance of a deep philosophical thinker. Best done in the complete nude. It was invented by Jishnu Das.

"I burst into my toilet the other day and found JD in the Aristocrap...he looked fucking MAJESTIC!"

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Impostrant

When an imposter tries to act important.

"Look at Jesse over there being impostrant. We all know he's a fake ass bitch."