perng

The name of an absolute god.

He was John Cena's master at one point, so its understandable if you haven't seen him yet either. Only a select few have the gift of seeing him.

He is an extremely skilled martial artist who gave birth to Jackie Chan.

"Yo who are you talking to?"
"Perng."
"But there's nobo...."

Brendan

Brendan is the alternative spelling of Brandon and this definition exists only because of the instagram trend.

"Brendan? Oh you mean Brandon?"

B: "Oh man i couldn't find my name on urban dictionary."
A: "What's your name?"
B: "Brandon but like, Brendan"
A: "Hold my beer, bReNdAn"