giant spider

an abomination from hell

i might have the most baddest luck ever because EVERY FUCKING TIME I GO TO THE FUCKING SHOWER, A GIANT FUCKING SPIDER APPEARS ON THE FUCKING WALL. GOD WHY DO GIANT FUCKING SPIDERS EXIST I HATE THIS WORLD

todd: what the hell is a giant spider and why is scott afraid of it

scott's friend: well todd, according to scott, giant spiders are abominations from hell, and that they always appear on his bathroom wall every time he takes a shower.

tree bfb/tpot

A really good person, totally, **totally** did not steal. He is also adoptable so he can be your child whenever you want.

A really good example of "Tree bfb/tpot" is:

"Tree!! I told you to stop sneaking out!!!"

"But mom!!"

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SparklingHerb

A ship that just lowkey came outta nowhere
Like, how did it all start?? Was it because of Herb's quest in Kingdom??-

Someone: Yeah I ship sparklingherb
Someone_2: Yah! Me too!! It's so cute!!!

(A reminder that I do not hate the ship, I just respect it and yh)