NASA Dress Rehearsal

When sleeping next to your partner and you line up your butthole directly with a partner’s hole and fart. Their reaction let’s you know if the rehearsal was a success and you’re ready to move on to space docking.

I woke up my wife by lining up my butthole to her butthole to perform a NASA Dress Rehearsal before the space docking later in the month. She screamed that she felt the fart deep in her butt. I knew then, my years of preparation made me ready for the Space Dock. T-minus 20 days…

Peebing

Verb- sending out Liquid Diarrhea. Aka Peeing Outta Your Butt. When you eat six day old Taco Bell and it comes out of you like Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. (or if you consume Sugar Free Haribo Gummy Bears). The kind of poop that you have about 15 seconds to get on the throne before you ghetto blast the neighborhood with volcanic brown lava.

Noun- “The Peebs”

Peter had too many shawarmas his first night in the Middle East. He was peebing for the next two weeks. We changed his name to Peeber.