Johnny Two-Shot

A kid who can't do more than two shots before passing out. Like a bitch.

Way to pass out after only doing two shots of vodka... fuckin' Johnny Two-Shot here can't hang!

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Gazebo Breakfast

A sexual act involving three parties. One party arches their body over the other two, who are engaging in a 69. Instead of feasting upon genitals, however, the "9" in that equation is fed strawberries and whipped cream by the arched person. The "6" delivers oral sex as usual.

"The threesome I had with those two rand-os from Craigslist totally ended with a Gazebo Breakfast. I spent the next two hours cleaning whipped cream and love fluids out of my sheets."

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