screamer

A Flash program or video that appears to be a game, a test or a still image. The point is to get somebody to concentrate on the program for a period of time and then all of a sudden a loud scream is heard. Often these screams are coupled with a scary image. These programs are meant to be jokes to scare the hell out of people. These often work because the person is often so involved in the program or concentrating so hard they are totally taken by surprise when the scream and scary image come on. There are many of these programs on the internet and Liquid Generation’s Sabatoge series is a good example of these Flash programs. Some other examples of these kinds of programs are:

A maze game where you can't touch the edges with your cursor. You only get to level 3 and when you are trying to navigate your cursor through a small area the scream starts with a scary image of a possessed woman.

A vision test where you need to trace a large letter with your mouse and not go outside of the lines. Then a scream comes up and a scary image.

"My friend showed me a game and it turned out to be a screamer. It scared the hell out of me."

"That video of the dad having his kid play that maze screamer game is freaking hilarious."

"I love to show my friends screamers so they get scared for a few seconds."

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hard candy

An erect penis. Called "candy" because bitches like to suck on it as if it were candy.

"Suck on this hard candy bitch!"

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basic thuganomics

The bare fundamentals involved in the study of thuganomics.

I've mastered basic thuganomics.

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rubber necking

The act of looking at something as you drive by. People do it when they come past an accident. Also tourists do it when they are observing the scenery when they are driving. It quite often causes traffic to slow down because the person looking generally slows down a bit to look out their window or windshield.

"That tourist in front of us is just rubber necking and causing this traffic jam."

"If that guy hadn't been rubber necking I wouldn't have been late for work."

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elohssa

The word asshole spelled backwards. People use this term when they want to call somebody an asshole but either don't want to get into trouble for it, or they don't want the person to know what they are saying.

"What an elohssa!"

"My boss is such an elohssa."

"Hey Bill, you are one huge elohssa!"

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teen angst

When teens for one reason or another think they have it hard. They often bitch and whine about stupid piddley ass shit and say they will kill themselves over the same piddley ass bullshit.

"I had to take out the garbage tonight...I'm going to kill myself."

"Mommy made me wash the dishes so I'm going to kill myself."

"I had to do homework tonight...I have it so hard."

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uz

Ebonics version of "you are" In the Ebonics version "Is" replaces "Are" making it "You Iz" or Uz for short.

"Uz a ho!"

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