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That little drop that bounces up and hits you in your brown eye
While taking a #2 that cold back splash you feel that makes you tighten up.
noun
1) A dismal outlook on the state of human condition and the expectation for further entropic degradation ultimately leading to chaos in all human relationships.
2) The state marked by which one is suspicious of all others, and lives in a fearful, Orwellian world.
3) Humantropy is the condition onset by disciples of the Aneristic Principle, whom suffering this illusion cannot appreciate the erisian lessons of discordianism and will therefore be fearful from any activity not strictly regulated in the arbitrary cosmos enforced by government fiat.
Etymology: human, + entropy
A victim of the pernicious humantropy meme suspects and distrusts everyone around him in society, leaving the victim with no true friends, and many questionable alliances.
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An addled beneficiary of mercantilism and political rent extraction, who whores his celebrite and prestige on the admiration of his percieved wisdom to the social cause du jour, but usually to denounce economic capitalism.
Etymology: named after the multibillionaire stock and commodities speculator George Soros
George Soros, Ted Turner, Donald Trump and Warren Buffet sometimes are the sorostitute darlings of the muckraker media, always seeking to lend credence to their anti-capitalistic stance with the prestige and support of those whom gained most from anything but a capitalistic system.
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verb
To cause a fanboy to spontaneously ejaculate over unfounded speculation and rumors regarding upcoming company products.
Mac zealots around the world specjaculated after seeing some faked shots of a rumored Apple iVideoPhonePod.
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