Wizard Beard

When a man has sex with a woman from behind and right before he is about to ejaculate, he pulls out a picture of a beardless wizard and places it on her back, then ejaculates on the picture so that his semen appears to be the wizard’s beard.

Guy 1: My new girlfriend is really into D&D and fantasy shit, what can I do to impress her in the bedroom?
Guy 2: Have you tried giving her a wizard beard?

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