Nomadic Fireworking

When someone has illegal fireworks, they go to one location, shoot them off, then another location, shoot more off, over and over. Doing this stops the cops from catching them if they were to stay on one place.

Boy: weren’t those guys shooting fireworks down the street?

Girl: yeah, but they’re up the road now, they are Nomadic Fireworking!

Enough smoke for a fire

Enough evidence to come to a conclusion. If you see a lot of smoke, then there’s probably a fire.

“Is Walmart out of toilet paper? The isles are empty.”

“Well, there’s enough smoke for a fire.”

Alaskan Bull Worm

When something is big, scary and pink. If all three do not apply, then it is not an Alaskan Bull Worm.

*Big pink monster appears from the shadows*
Boy: LOOK! IT’S AN ALASKAN BULL WORM!

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