Portuguese hot pocket

Before having sex with a woman you take any stinky fish and rub on your dick and balls. Then proceed to having anal sex and rite before you cum you pull out and let her down oraly your fish poo load.

So after i got done fishing i used the left over bait to give her a Portuguese hot pocket.

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corndog

When you pull your dick out after anal sex and it looks like a freshly battered corndog hanging between your legs

I pulled out and my dick looked like a freshly battered corndog. .