Peasant Juice

Water

Friend: “Would you like some water?”
Me: “Hell no - I don’t drink peasant juice; get me a gin”

Meatflake

An overly sensitive carnivore who is insecure and highly threatened by vegans and vegan food. A play on the term snowflake.

Carnivore: “I can’t believe these VEGANS get to call these meat free things BURGERS”

Vegan “Why? Who’s it hurting?”

Carnivore “It’s just WRONG. Burgers can only be made of meat!!! And don’t even get me started on almond milk! Milk comes from COWS!”

Vegan: “don’t be such a meatflake”

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