Poor

To be poor is to be tired of eating Top Ramen for every meal of the day.

I'm as /poor/ as a mouse that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese.

If I eat Top Ramen one more time I will shit out an asian!

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Jerk Monkey

Someone who is being an asshole and acts immature.

That Jerk Monkey stole my cupcake and slapped me in the face!

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