The result of eating out a woman on her period. Results in a red mustache on the upper lip.
Stacy: "Thanks for eating me out Chad. You look so hot with that soviet stache."
Chad: "The redder, the better"
A crazy, old black man. Uncs are usually senile or under the influence of crack cocaine. Sometimes both.
There was an unc screaming at himself outside of Waffle House so I went to Golden Corral instead.
When you dribble after you urinate and it moistens your taint.
I have to wear a "WET TAINT" sign at all times due to my chronic urine incontinence.
When an uncircumsized man refuses or isn't taught how to clean underneath the foreskin of his penis, a thick layer of gruyère cheese can build up underneath. This can be used as a spread for bagels and muffins.
A warm and moist environment will produce a more flavorful and fragrant gruyère cheese.
Tart flavor of pussy when your girl mid-cycle.
Mmmm her pussy gotta lil twang to it tonight