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The Delhi dangleblaster is a party game where a female inserts a live wire (minimum 900 volts) inside her rectum and then proceeds to attach a car battery to her nipples and tongue. A male then commences to insert his flaccid phallus inside her bonus hole with the goal being to dislodge the wire from her butt.
Sorry, Garry, the car's down. Me and the kids were bonding over a fun session of the Delhi dangleblaster last night and blew out the battery.
The shingle mingler is when a person uses crushed glass as an alternative for lube during anal intercourse.
Leave me alone! Don't force me or I'll shingle mingler your sorry ass. I mean it! Don't you push me grandpa.
Paperbagging is the act of covering the face of a sexual partner with a paper bag so as to not look at their unsightly fizzog during intercourse. This practice is commonly used by people who chose to date a butterface.
Did you hear? Tim was paperbagging Emma last night. He's the worst pediatrician ever.