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While having sex for the first time you tuck your penis while pulling your pants down and then turn the lights off and push your massive erection in her asshole.
I haven't walked right since I was caught off Guard by The Stevarino
When you're choking her out during sex and she passes out so you wake her up with a paddlin and her dog licks your asshole.
I saw my guardian angle last night when my Boyfriend gave me The Crystal K
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When you try to have sex with a hot lesbian but she bends you over and cums deep in your rectum.
Stop trying to get with that lesbian before you end up chasing amy
Beat up pussy lips that look like they've been trenches out and smashed with a hammer
Her pussy was worse then roast beef she had them steakems!
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A sex act in which one is held down in water whilst several man cum all around them while forcing the person in the waters eyes open.
The fellas and I totally Gave my girl the Misty
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When one farts in a harmonious tone during sex and slaps thier partner in a gangster like fashion while blaming them for the smell.
I thought to myself, quick, use The Tone Corleone.