Rakim

One of the greatest rappers of all time. He could flow and he didn't have to use any curse words in his rhymes. He could go on for days and days. Always sounded excited/interested in what he was doing, unlike some rappers.

Guy1: man you heard that rapper Rakim?
Guy2: yeah man, Rakim changed my life!

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Webbie

A rapper who has a big dick, tells kids to stay in school and says Jesus is his nigga. He often gets very off topic when he is asked a simple question.

Interviewer: So, is your album coming out this month?
Webbie: Yeah and it gon be big! It gon be big mane! You know why! Cause I got a big dick!
Interviewer: Do you attend church?
Webbie: Mane, Jesus ma nigga! He my nigga! I love Jesus he a real nigga!
Interviewer: What do you think about education in America?
Webbie: Kids stay in school! The kids wanna be like me, they wanna be like Boosie, I say you can be whatever you wanna be, but stay in school, stay in school, stay in school!

Go pick up dat Savage Life 5 or I finna beat the fuck out ya! Boo finna shoot ya!

Interviewer: Have you met my girlfriend?
Webbie: now thaz a bad bad bitch!

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Mariah Carey

Someone who thinks they are better than they really are.

John: I could out-sing all of the other guys in this group. I just have more talent than all of them and they are so beneath me!
Tom: John, stop being such a Mariah Carey, it's very childish!

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Joe Biden supporter

Somebody clearly suffering from mental retardation. Somebody who refuses to see Biden's obvious decline and who continues to support him even after all his lies, gaffes, and confusion.

1.
Hi I am a Joe Biden supporter, I am mentally retarded.

2.
Bill: You're a Joe Biden supporter am I right?
John: You take that back! I am not mentally retarded! I voted for the real winner of the election, Donald J. Trump.

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President

Something that we no longer have in America.

*hears Joe Biden speak and thinks to myself, 'wow we really don't have a president anymore do we? Let's go Brandon.

Guy1: Did you hear the president's speech last night?
Guy2: What president? We don't have one of those anymore since those damn dems stole the election so they could get their mentally challenged oaf in the White House and destroy our country. Let's go Brandon!
Guy1: Let's go Brandon, I agree

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Flo Rida

A hip-hop/pop artist who makes really fun/catchy songs. He doesn't try to take himself too seriously as a rapper, but instead just makes fun music that gets the party started. He has made a few real rap songs in his career, but mostly he's just a fun carefree rapper. He's made songs like Low, In the Ayre, Whistle, Right Round, Cake, Elevator, Be On You, Sugar ETC. He is a master at sampling melodies from older songs and putting them together with newer sounds to create catchy hits that will get stuck in your head.

Guy1: Is Flo Rida a good rapper?
Guy2: He's not the most lyrical rapper around but damn his music is catchy af!

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Gucci Maned

To spend a lot of time on one particular thing but still do a horrible job at it.

Tom spent his entire Christmas break writing an essay, but he still got an F on it. Even though he tried his hardest, Tom Gucci Maned his Christmas break.

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