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Someone who always seems to be around but never actually does anything. A DJ Khaled will always be there to use you for his own needs, but when it comes time for him to help you out he is nowhere to be found. You'll know if you're hanging around a DJ Khaled, because he'll start saying things like "we the best" and "we takin' over" all while he really isn't the best at anything. DJ Khaled's often have no real skill, but instead profit off of others and "advise."
1. Tom: Isn't it funny how John is always tagging along with our group, sitting in our study sessions and eating, but he never actually does any work? He's always with us, asking for money, putting his name on all our group assignments, eating our food, but if there's a problem he'd be the last one to help out or offer up any solutions.
Bill: Yeah I know, John is a DJ Khaled.
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Brad: Alright, now Sean, you write the song. Bill, you make the beat. Jim, you go get me some coffee. Josh, you shoot a video. Brian, you get Drake on the hook.
Sean: while we're doing all of this, what will you be doing Brad?
Brad: Oh, I'll be advising, making sure everything goes smooth and turns out right in the end. I need to make sure that we have the best possible product that we possibly can. See, I pride myself in being amazing, because we the best! I have the keys to success, and I have the best team who is going to take over all the ghettos around the world! You so smawt, you so loyal! Don't ever go against the hand that feeds you!
Josh: Brad, shut up you DJ Khaled! You just want to use us for your own personal gain without actually doing anything! Why should we be loyal to you? So you can make money off of us without actually having to do anything yourself? I don't think so!
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An awesome fucking rapper with great flow, lyricism and wordplay who can shit all over kendrick lamar any day. Not only is he one of the two GOATS of this generation (along with J. Cole), but he has also managed to drop what might just be the greatest hip hop album of this decade with All-Amerikkkan Bada$$, an album with a strong message that you can play from start to finish. Unlike most hip hop albums of today which are usually filled with filler songs about money, cars and bitches, Joey was able to stick to the point for the entire album and every song was well-produced. Many people won't admit it yet, but Joey has a modern day classic under his belt!
When people call Kendrick Lamar the goat of this generation, I be like "bro, you must never have heard of Joey Bada$$!"
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An overrated rapper who sounds like a fucking twelve year old girl who just got kicked in the vagina. Since his rise to fame, he has managed to drop three of the most awful and overrated albums in hip hop. He is so pretentious and overrated, I can't even take it. His only decent album was Section.80, but after that he became a mainstream corporate watered down sellout, making songs with rihanna and taylor swift. Maybe if he had a better voice I could take him more seriously but with that voice just ugh. This overrated rapper was also inspired by the work of lil wayne, so already that should tell you that he is a complete joke and that you should stay away from him. He tries to be a conscious lyrical rapper and speak on world issues but he fails miserably at it. Some people think he's like this hip hop savior or the new Lupe Fiasco but those people are obviously very stupid, because Lupe actually did what Lamar fails to do.
Guy1: Bro, Kendrick Lamar sounds just like a 12 year old girl who got kicked in the vagina when he raps.
Guy2: I know, and his music isn't that good either. His lyricism is very overrated, he's just a more lyrical version of Drake. To Pimp a Butterfly is the most overrated album next to My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy.
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One of the best r&b singers ever but he's very unknown. Johnny has never made a bad song in his life!
Johnny Gill has such an amazing voice, he's so inspiring and he makes me want to sing!
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Mom: Did you hear Joe singing in the shower this morning?
Dad: Yes, sadly. He's such a Rihanna!
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Joe Biden whenever someone asks him a question that is more complex than 'what is your favorite color?'
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When I asked Joe Biden why he thinks that his approval rating is so low, he suddenly became very agitated for no reason.
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Reporter: So, Mr. president, what do you say to the people who don't think you have what it takes to run again in 2024?
Joe Biden: Look fatty, look. That's a damn lie! You're a lyin' dog faced pony soldier! This is untrue, I don't wanna hear any more of these lies or I'll take you outside and beat the crap out of you, you stupid son of a bitch! If they feel that way then they shouldn't vote for me!
Reporter: wow, I just asked you a simple question, no need to get so agitated.
Joe: I'm just sick and tired of all these smart guys!
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