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A useless annoying singer who nobody really likes but everyone pretends to. She used to do country music but now makes pop music.
Guy1: Did you hear that new Taylor the Snake song?
Guy2: Yes it's trash, Taylor the Snake is trash.
A rapper who is capable of putting his listeners to sleep in less than 40 seconds.
Guy1: Did you hear that Savage Mode?
Guy2: I tried listening to it but 21 Savage was so boring that he put me to sleep before I could even make it through the first song!
A rapper who manages to put his listener to sleep with less than one song.
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Joe: Did you hear that Savage Mode tape by 21 Savage?
Bill: I tried to listen to it but he put me to sleep half way through the first song!
2. If you ever can't sleep, just put on some 21 Savage. He'll definitely do the trick, you'll be out in 5 seconds.
Basically when something or someone is working at a very slow pace.
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Guy1: Yo dude, I didn't finish my math homework last night. Can you help me with this problem before school?
Guy2: I can try, but I didn't get any sleep at all last night so I'm gonna be in Kodak Black mode all day today.
Guy1: Oh forget it then, I'll just finish it myself.
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Teacher: Is there a reason that your research project is not on my desk?
Student: Yes, actually there is. You see, my computer is very old and is running in Kodak Black mode, which made it nearly impossible to finish my project.
Teacher (gives understanding look): Oh, well then, I'll give you a two month extension.
Rap music for retards. Mumble rap is considered a subgenre of hip hop music, but really doesn't even deserve to be associated with hip hop music at all. Hip hop is supposed to be about lyricism, wordplay, storytelling and poetry, which mumble rap has none of so it's not hip hop. It's just a bunch of drugged up retards making noises with their mouths and when you can actually understand them, they're saying nonsense. Examples of mumble rappers include Lil Uzi Vert, Lil Yachty, Young Thug, Post Malone and Future. Mumble rappers tend to sing-rap rather than actually spit verses, which is another reason why they shouldn't be associated with hip hop.
Stupid person: I love Lil yachty so much! Lil Uzi Vert is also great and Post Malone too! Those are the best hip hop artists for me.
Smart person: That's not hip hop, that's mumble rap! Mumble rap shouldn't even be associated with hip hop.
Another dumb statement that people online make, usually about a new album, in most cases that they haven't even heard yet.
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Random person reviewing an upcoming album: aye yo I know it ain't out yet but I already know it's a classic, Youngboy never disappoints!
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Luke: Aye u heard that new Kendrick Lamar yet?
Lauren: No not yet but it's a classic!
Bill: Kendrick's new album sucks and you guys are idiots, listen to some real rap for a change.
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Random dumbfuck: Oh my god Lil Uzi Vert just announced his new album I can't wait I already know it's a classic just based on the first single alone I know it's a classic!
Normal person: How do you know it will be a classic if it isn't even out yet?
Dumbfuck: Because Uzi never disappoints, and everything he drops is fire so I know this ain't gon be no different, and I do want to go to hell with him!
Normal person: Everything he drops is shit, but yeah have fun in hell.
Formerly known as Lil Boosie, Boosie Badazz is a once great rapper who nowadays is known for four main things:
1. His social media antics and explicit posts and activity which have gotten him banned from instagram multiple times, afterwhich rather than owning up to his mistakes he just whines about it and blames it on "racism."
2. His obsession with the openly queer rapper Lil Nas X and all things having to do with gays and queerness
3. His obsession with rihanna
4. Basically being the Vlad TV rapper, he's on there so much he could probably be a co-host at this point.
He also contridicts himself a lot, saying that "African Americans are the worst race" because "all they do is kill each other" and how "the white man is just doing his job when we get in trouble" but then complaining about racism whenever he gets kicked out of somewhere or gets in trouble and making songs attacking the police as "racist white devils who should burn in hell"
1. Yo why is Boosie Badazz so obsessed with Lil Nas X and sucking dick so much? Is Boosie trying to tell us something?
2. Why is Boosie so obsessed with rihanna? There's loads of finer sexier hotter women out here...I could make a list of all the hotter women than rihanna but the list would take too long because there's so many!
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John: ay yo you see the Boosie interview on Vlad?
Joe: Which one? Boosie has like a million interviews on Vlad just in the last year!
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Bill: Ay Boosie got his insta account deleted again
Tom: Oh what'd he do this time was he posting pussy lips on his instagram again?
Bill: yeah I think so and I think he had some dumb thot with no self-respect suck him off on live and then he showed his dick to all his followers
Tom: wow what a dumbazz, we should call him Boosie Dumbazz from now on
5. Boosie used to be a great rapper but his new music isn't as good and he's out here making himself look like a real fool!