The record player

Something that Sleepy Joe 'braindead' Biden thinks parents should have on at night so kids can 'hear words.' It is unclear however if this is actually a good idea, since Joe didn't seem to know what the hell he wanted to say (as usual) and was confused between the record player, the radio, the television and even the phone!

Joe 'braindead' Biden: Play the radio! Make sure the television the-the excuse me, make sure you have the record player on at night, the the the phone, make sure the kids hear words!

Normal person: you're a fucking retard, Trump won anyway.

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Donald Trump

A man who 'knows words' and 'has the best words.'

See, Donald Trump knows words, that's why Joe Biden has to make new ones up!

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Simon Cowell

To interrupt someone.

Guy1: So I was out last night with this girl, when I realiz...,
Guy2: Shut up!
Guy1: Why do you always Simon Cowell me!

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Young Thug

Somebody who is clearly gay but tries so hard to deny it.

Tom: Do you see that guy over there wearing a dress and holding a purse?
Bill: Oh yeah that's just Jeffery, he says he's not gay.
Tom: Dude, he's totally a Young Thug!

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Fuck Joe Biden

Something that smart people say.

Guy1: Fuck Joe Biden
Guy2: You're a very smart person
Guy1: how do you know that? You just met me so how do you know how smart I am?
Guy2: because you said fuck joe biden, so you are obviously a smart person and you know what's up

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G-Tard

Someone who tries to act like a gangsta because they think it's cool, but ends up looking like a total retard.

Lame internet troll: Lil Wayne iz da bez raper in all ov timez mane, hez juz sooo gud!
Me: No he's not, Rakim is. Lil Wayne's lyrics sucks and he raps about stupid topics.
Lame internet troll: Yo fuck all doz big word rapperz mane, Lil Wayne iz betta den all ov doz over rated washed up has-beens who whine about there lifes!
Me: Why do you spell so bad?
Lame internet troll: Cauze speeling iz 4 loozers! I'm such a gangsta, I listenz two Lil Wayne, I where myz hat two da side, dat meanz Im a gangsta!
Me: No, it means you're a retard. You're a g-tard!

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Malarkey

Basically anything that comes out of the mouth of Sleepy Joe 'braindead' Barely There Biden.

Everything that comes out of Joe Biden's mouth is complete malarkey, well at least the few words that you can understand, because let's be honest, most of the time when he talks he sounds like a complete idiot and you can hardly understand him through all his mumbling and stumbling and bumbling and stammering.

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