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Gucci Mane: 1 2 3 4 5 6, Young Jeezy is a big bitch!
He is such a young jeezy
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1. What Sleepy Joe Biden said instead of 'psalmist'
2. What the majority of users here who sit around all day writing and reading definitions (speaking from experience) probably are.
1. I can't believe Sleepy Joe Biden said 'palmist' instead of 'psalmist', what a fucking idiot he needs to be in a home somewhere.
2. I used to be a palmist but now I have a steady girlfriend.
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Someone who always seems to be around but never actually does anything. A DJ Khaled will always be there to use you for his own needs, but when it comes time for him to help you out he is nowhere to be found. You'll know if you're hanging around a DJ Khaled, because he'll start saying things like "we the best" and "we takin' over" all while he really isn't the best at anything. DJ Khaled's often have no real skill, but instead profit off of others and "advise."
1. Tom: Isn't it funny how John is always tagging along with our group, sitting in our study sessions and eating, but he never actually does any work? He's always with us, asking for money, putting his name on all our group assignments, eating our food, but if there's a problem he'd be the last one to help out or offer up any solutions.
Bill: Yeah I know, John is a DJ Khaled.
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Brad: Alright, now Sean, you write the song. Bill, you make the beat. Jim, you go get me some coffee. Josh, you shoot a video. Brian, you get Drake on the hook.
Sean: while we're doing all of this, what will you be doing Brad?
Brad: Oh, I'll be advising, making sure everything goes smooth and turns out right in the end. I need to make sure that we have the best possible product that we possibly can. See, I pride myself in being amazing, because we the best! I have the keys to success, and I have the best team who is going to take over all the ghettos around the world! You so smawt, you so loyal! Don't ever go against the hand that feeds you!
Josh: Brad, shut up you DJ Khaled! You just want to use us for your own personal gain without actually doing anything! Why should we be loyal to you? So you can make money off of us without actually having to do anything yourself? I don't think so!
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Joe Biden whenever someone asks him a question that is more complex than 'what is your favorite color?'
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When I asked Joe Biden why he thinks that his approval rating is so low, he suddenly became very agitated for no reason.
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Reporter: So, Mr. president, what do you say to the people who don't think you have what it takes to run again in 2024?
Joe Biden: Look fatty, look. That's a damn lie! You're a lyin' dog faced pony soldier! This is untrue, I don't wanna hear any more of these lies or I'll take you outside and beat the crap out of you, you stupid son of a bitch! If they feel that way then they shouldn't vote for me!
Reporter: wow, I just asked you a simple question, no need to get so agitated.
Joe: I'm just sick and tired of all these smart guys!
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The leader of a team/group. Usually the Nicole is the only one with actual skill/talent in the team or group. Sometimes others may have talent, but they just look like amateurs compared to a Nicole. Nicole's are usually better than everybody else at everything, which makes others extremely jealous. Everyone wants to be a Nicole, but there is only one Nicole!
1. Guy1: I can't believe that dude beat me in a rap battle. I thought I was so good but he made me look like such a beginner.
Bill: Wow, what a Nicole!
2. John is the only one on the basketball team who can actually get the ball all the way through the hoop, he's such a Nicole!
3. When Brian started singing, he made everybody else stop because they knew they couldn't compete with him. That was such a Nicole thing to do!
4. Nicole is so much better than me at everything, I can't hate anymore, just bow down to the queen!
5. Zayn Malik had the best voice in One Direction by far, he was the Nicole.
6. In the r&b/pop group, Beyonce was the Nicole!
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Joe Biden winning the election fairly, with no voter fraud.
Dumb person: Joe Biden won the election fairly, there was no voter fraud! Orange man bad!
Smart person: that's a damn lie!
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