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Someone who's been shit on their whole life.
John: Hi I'm John, I've been shit on my whole life.
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Bob: Drake is the goat!
Bill: No Lil Wayne is.
Tim: They're both goats!
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Lil Wyte is a fucking goat, he's blessed us with so many timeless albums and songs, from Doubt Me Now all the way to his self-titled album in 2018, the man is a fucking goat and has so many great songs that you can't just have one favorite, because there's so many flame ass songs to choose from that are all so good. The man is a goat and it's about time we put some respec on his name!
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The definition of a 'big fat lie.' Something that obviously can't be true, by saying 'Joe Biden won' you are essentially saying that 81 million Americans are mentally retarded.
Dumbocrat: Yay yay yip yip yahoo! Joe Biden won! All our problems are over! He's going to put our country back on track and make everything nice again! Yay! Orange man bad!
Smart person: calm down. You do know that he didn't really win right?
Dumbocrat: Oh whatever do you mean?
Smart person: Voter fraud, they rigged the election so they could use him as a puppet, there's no way 81 million people voted for that!
Dumbocrat: That's another lie! It's a lie I said! Another lie that Fox News and republicans are spreading! They wouldn't do that, the government wouldn't lie to us!
A year later...
Dumbocrat: People need to stop being so hard on Biden, he's doing the best he can and he's still a lot better than that orange asshole. I hope Trump dies!
Smart person: He didn't win the election fairly!
Dumbocrat: Stop spreading this lie! It has been proven false! CNN and all the mainstream media says it is false and they wouldn't lie to us! The only one spreading this false narrative is Fox News and they don't count as real news.
Smart person: Okay, then how come his approval rating is so low then if he is really the most popular president ever?
Dumbocrat: I...I um, well I don't know why, people just always want to complain, I I mean, that's such a lie, Joe Biden won!
Smart person: How come his own party doesn't want him to run again in 2024 then?
Dumbocrat: I don't...I um, I, ...stop watching Fox News! Fox News is the devil! Sean Hannity is evil! Orange man bad! Biden 2024!
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A member of the rap group Three 6 Mafia, who has given us such great and complex lyrics over the years such as 'yeah I rob, yeah I steal, yeah I dump your body in the field'
Like wow, what some deep and complex lyricism, I can't believe some people think he isn't lyrical or think he is a bad rapper, they just must not understand the layers to his complex lyrics!
Yo Crunchy Black is one lyrical ass nigga!
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A "man" who is more like a child than an adult, a manchild. Joey's are usually either just really goofy guys or they are just a bit slow.
1.
Bob: Is it alright if my friend Joey tags along with us tonight?
Bill: Alright, sure.
Bob: Cool. And oh yeah, Joey is a bit slow, so try not to laugh at him or make fun of him when he does or says something stupid, and believe me, he will.
Bill: Dude, you didn't need to tell me he was slow. It's already implied when his name is Joey.
2.
Jim: wow that guy is a fucking idiot, I can't believe he didn't understand that simple joke I told, everyone else got it!
Tom: Calm down, his name's Joey. He can't help it.
Jim: Oh that makes sense.
3.
Josh: this guy where I work is such a manchild, he was late for work yesterday and you know what his excuse was? His favorite episode of SpongeBob was on TV and he couldn't miss it.
Bill: Oh wow I bet his name is Joey.
Josh: It is...
4.
Random person: Does anybody else have names for all their toes and sing songs to them every night before bed?
Zach: No, nobody else does that, I think you're the only person who does that weird shit. I bet your name is Joey!
The random weirdo: Yeah it is, wait how did you know that?
Zach: because only someone named Joey would do anything that retarded!
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