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Who? No really, who? I don't remember. Who? Who is Mike Jones?
Mike Jones: Mike Jones! Who? Mike Jones! Who? Mike Jones! Who? Mike Jones! My album, Who Is Mike Jones!
Me: Wow, I really like this rapper, if only I knew what his name was, oh well...
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A mediocre girl group with horrible music and no harmony whatsoever, the group should really be called Filth, No Harmony because that's what their music sounds like. Their music is just a watered down version of The Pussycat Dolls, Destiny's Child and Spice Girls. Previously it was thought that Camila Cabello was holding them back, but as of recent Camila's been making some pretty good music while Fifth Harmony keep dishing out the same generic pop songs that they didn't even write, so it appears that the group was the problem all along and not Camila. Camila was actually right for leaving such an awful, manufactured group. It's basically just the female One Direction, except with worse music and no exceptionally good singer. Their fans "harmonizers" will attack anybody who doesn't like Fifth Harmony and points out their flaws, or anybody who prefers Little Mix over 5H.
Yo Fifth Harmony is the worst group ever, they don't even have an exceptionally good singer in the group! One Direction had Zayn, The Pussycat Dolls had Nicole, Destiny's Child had Beyonce, NSYNC had Justin Timberlake, New Edition had Johnny Gill, Little Mix has Perrie, but what the hell does 5H have? Nothing! Just a bunch of mediocre vocalists!
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To take a Wiz Khalifa is when you've gotta pee really bad.
Nicole: Hey where are you going?
Me: Dammit I've got to take a Wiz Khalifa so bad! I shouldn't have drank all those cups of coffee and beer today, I think I'll overflow the toilet tonight, don't expect me back for at least an hour, I have to Wiz Khalifa so bad!
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Joe Biden is a dope
Brad: hey did you see Joe Biden's speech last night?
Tom: Yeah what a dope.
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A new rapper who sounds straight up retarded and like a complete ripoff of Future. The fact that his song Pand was able to become a hit just proves that the public loves bullshit music devoid of any real talent.
Nicole: have you heard the new Future song called Panda? It's fuckin trash!
Bill: That's not Future, that's Desiigner.
Nicole: Oh yeah, whatever, both of them sound fucking retarded.
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Something that Sleepy Joe Biden says every day while he is in the White House and remembers that he is president (or after somebody reminds him), if not more. The reason he says this is because even someone as brain-dead as Joe can't believe that he is president.
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Joe Biden: Where the hell am I? What am I doing here?
Everyone: That's what we all are wondering!
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Interviewer: Hey Joe, it's great to have you here tonight. I can't wait to kiss your behind for the next 30 minutes. So, how are you doing?
Joe Biden: I'm pretty good, but um, uh, where am I again? What am I doing here? Where are we? Who are you? Who am I!
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Joe Biden: What am I doing here?
Everyone with a brain: destroying our country!
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