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A very strange language that consists mainly of "um's" and "uh's." When a speaker of Bidenese does say anything else, it's usually just incorrect information or words mixed up with each other, often times a normal sentence in Bidenese will contain numbers that don't actually exist, or mispronounced words or words that don't actually exist. It also contains many transitional phrases, such as "here's the deal" and "think about it", but without actually saying anything before or after.
Guy1: Uh uh, uh um uh, the rapidly rising um, uh um, uh um I don't know, look, let me be plerflectly queer, I think that um, um uh, I mean, since covid, just since the outbreak, it has taken over 100 years, or wait, I mean 2,000 billion million dollars, or uh, 5646 million billion, or uh, 5 thousand 4 hundred 52 dollars, I I mean 54 thousand 5 hundred and 20 dollars, 545 thousand hundred dollars, but think about it, that's the same thing I told Raprock, I told him that badacathcare is a right, so please help me, I need your help, I'm coming directly to you for ask a big favor.
Guy2: I don't understand you I don't speak Bidenese!
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A very strange language that consists mainly of "um's" and "uh's." When a speaker of Bidenese does say anything else, it's usually just incorrect information or words mixed up with each other, often times a normal sentence in Bidenese will contain numbers that don't actually exist, or mispronounced words or words that don't actually exist. It also contains many transitional phrases, such as "here's the deal" and "think about it", but without actually saying anything before or after.
Guy1: Uh uh, uh um uh, the rapidly rising um, uh um, uh um I don't know, look, let me be plerflectly queer, I think that um, um uh, I mean, since covid, just since the outbreak, it has taken over 100 years, or wait, I mean 2,000 billion million dollars, or uh, 5646 million billion, or uh, 5 thousand 4 hundred 52 dollars, I I mean 54 thousand 5 hundred and 20 dollars, 545 thousand hundred dollars, but think about it, that's the same thing I told Raprock, I told him that badacathcare is a right, so please help me, I need your help, I'm coming directly to you for ask a big favor.
Guy2: I don't understand you I don't speak Bidenese, and I don't speak retard either!
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Something that Lil Wayne is not
Lil Wayne is not a lyrical rapper
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Another word for garbage, trash, or waste.
Father: Did you take the DaBaby to the curb yet?
Son: Not yet dad, I'll do it later,
Father: You better hurry up, it's about to overflow and they come to pick it up tomorrow to bring it to the dump, and it's really starting to smell!
Jim: Did you hear the new lil wayne album?
Bill: yeah that shit was DaBaby as hell!
Jim: Yeah I agree that shit sucked ass
Tom: Oh holy hell what's that horrible smell?
Max: Oh sorry I just took a huge DaBaby upstairs, I had too many tacos last night!
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The new and much more accurate name for Maroon 5, due to the fact that Adam is the only one who does anything anymore, since he's the only one singing and all their beats are computerized, it's not a group anymore it's just Adam's solo career, or The Adam Levine Experience. They used to be a band called Maroon 5 who came out with some fairly decent music, but ever since 2010 or so it became more and more so The Adam Levine Experience.
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Guy1: Hey did you hear the new Maroon 5 song?
Guy2: What Maroon 5? There is no Maroon 5 anymore! It hasn't been Maroon 5 since 2010, it's the Adam Levine Experience now!
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Jim: Hey what you listening to?
Bob: Just the Adam Levine Experience.
Jim: Why would you want to do a thing like that?
Bob: Cause I like it...
Jim: You should listen to some Maroon 5 instead, they're a lot better.
Bob: No, I don't like music where you can actually tell that the artist put some effort into it and they play actual instruments, I prefer generic computerized noises that all sound the same.
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Chad: Hey did you hear the new song from The Adam Levine Experience?
Bill: Yeah I did, and that's an experience I wish I could get back!
Chad: Oh you didn't like it?
Bill: No, shit was trash!
Chad: Well yeah, of course it is trash, it's by The Adam Levine Experience. The Adam Levine Experience is generic trash nowadays mostly.
Something that Joe Biden and Barack Obama believe is a right for people to have. Unfortunately, since the American people are not yet fluent in Bidenese, as of now, we are unsure of what exactly it is. Researchers are working day and night for more information on badacathcare, and why it is a right for everybody. Some experts believe that what Biden meant to say was that Barack and him believe that it is a right for people to have bad healthcare, or badly kept care, which would make sense.
Sleepy Joe Biden: Barack and I think it's a right for people to have badacathcare!
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A wack rapper who stole someone else's entire persona and ran with it, and also apparently "never knew that chocolate milk could make him fart real bad."
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Rick Ross: Every day I'm hustlin' every day I'm hustlin', every day I'm hustlin'
Educated person: No you don't, so shut up already or find something else to rap about.
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*Listens to Rick Ross - I'm Only Human
Rick: He never knew chocolate milk could make you fart real bad!
*rewinds the song to see if I heard that right...yep that's what it sounds like!
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