Courtney

Typically a girl with ugly ass blonde hair and a short ass stature. The human equivalent to a melted piece of gum stuck to the bottom of one’s shoe.

“You just stepped on a piece of gum.”
“Oh you mean, a Courtney?”

Courtney

The human equivalent of a chewed up piece of gum melted to the bottom of one’s shoe. A pain in the ass. Has the worst fucking music taste I have ever heard. Courtney’s tend to have a fake world in which they live in but sometimes it’s nice when someone comes along and humbles them.

“Ew who is that??”

“Oh..that’s my stupid fucking science project, Courtney.”