Kaylie

Kaylie would seem like a nice friend at first, but she is actually a backstabbing bitch. She will first text you and become best friends with you, then she'll talk to you all day and all night, making your health worse and your eyebags bigger, occupying your time until you fall for her. She'll send you heart emojis and ask you questions like 'would you date me?' and 'If you liked me, I would like you back'. When you finally muster up the courage to confess to her, she'll say 'oh I liked you before but not now, how about we stay friends' which you are absolutely fine with. However, when you see her at school/work/anywhere, she'll ignore you and find excuses to get away from you. When you ask your friends why she hates you, they'll say a ton of different things which clarifies that she's a lying bitch who deserves to die in a motherfucking ditch. One day, you find out the truth that she didn't keep her promise and that she hates you for liking her. Now for the rest of your life, you'll have to avoid her and lose all your friends who stick with that asshole. (Of course, this isn't true for all Kaylies, but the one I became friends with was like this)

Angel: Omg Kaylie is so nice I want to be her best friend sksksk

Me: You better watch out, she's a backstabbing bitch

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