A term that refers to "jacking off" or masturbating. Yoinking refers to the actual action, while the hog refers to the penis and is a common way to refer to such.
Terry: So, what'd you do all weekend.
Peter: Ah, I was yoinking the hog.
A gay slang term for getting their dick sucked. Typically used after the event occurred.
Jame: Dude, Thom gave me the best scrumpdidlyumptious sploingus last night.
John: Oh really? I bet it wasn't better than what Peter gave me. His sploinging was the best you could ever get. I'm talking leg shaking, knee bending, sheet gripping good.
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