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Yoinking the Hog

A term that refers to "jacking off" or masturbating. Yoinking refers to the actual action, while the hog refers to the penis and is a common way to refer to such.

Terry: So, what'd you do all weekend.
Peter: Ah, I was yoinking the hog.

by Idon'tknowanymore December 24, 2022


Sploingus

A gay slang term for getting their dick sucked. Typically used after the event occurred.

Jame: Dude, Thom gave me the best scrumpdidlyumptious sploingus last night.
John: Oh really? I bet it wasn't better than what Peter gave me. His sploinging was the best you could ever get. I'm talking leg shaking, knee bending, sheet gripping good.

by Idon'tknowanymore December 24, 2022

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