Gayair

"Gayair"
/ɡeɪ-ɛ /
noun
1: Someone who acts like a total gay boy.

David: Why didn't you come to the club with us last night?
Jayson: Cos your friends are a bunch of gayairs!

Faf

Faf stands for "Funny As Fuck" or "a faf" when used to describe something funny.

Jeff: Wanna hear a joke?
Stan: sure :p
Jeff: Why do women make better soldiers?
Stan: why lol
Jeff: Cos they can bleed for a week and not die.
Stan: ur jokes r a faf xD