Caddis

Commonly known in the Bible as jesus’ grandad. He is an almighty being who ages faster than ur mum. Father of all gods and has grayer hair than ur grandma. Disguises himself as a player for Swindon town fc and pretends to be shit so no one is suspicious of him being a god. Breathes fire and farts lighting.

Omg I am inspired by caddis and his monster schlong

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