Random
Source Code
Random
A man blasts his load in the face of another and it pools in that persons eye socket, creating a cum eyepatch of sorts. The optical version of a pearl necklace. The recipient may be male or female.
"Just as I was about to cum, I pulled my cock out of Sal's mouth and blasted right in his face. The whole load shot right in his left eye! It was the best DNA eyepatch ever!
21👍 8👎
A man who is SO gay that he is like a gay machine. He is beyond gay like the Terminator was beyond human.
"The worst part about it is, Jeff doesn't even try to be that gay! He is not a man, he is the fucking Homonator!"
22👍 3👎
A major league fuck-up of epic proportions. Something so glaringly shitty, it could only have popped out of a giant, smelly asshole. Very close to craptastic in meaning, though of a stronger nature.
"Well George, this war has certainly become a sphinctacular success. Helluva job, old boy!"
18👍 3👎
Defined as the use of barbeque sauce as lubricant in the act of anal sex.
"We were out of KY jelly, so I went to the fridge and grabbed a bottle of Bull's Eye Bold Original. Then I gave Patrick Swayze a good backdoor barbeque."
52👍 25👎