Vikings

Barbarian Zeus Chuck Norris

Terrifying Norse titans.
They're made mostly of beard, mead and DEATH!

Viking activities:

Drinking.
Raping wenches.
Pillaging.
Killing.
The Highland Games.
Rugby.

Closely related to Scotsmen, Spartans and Zeus. They are believed to be descended from the love-child of Chuck Norris and a mountain troll.

Vikings vs. Godzilla = BBQ lizard and alot of designer handbags.

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