waker

An amalgamation of absolutely every word which can mean masturbate. It is essentially the swiss-army knife of masturbation, with myriad usages.

Man, you waker to Glee? Really?

I'll bet Geoffrey Giraffe wakers off in a sock every night.

Wakering regularly is good for the prostate.

Child: Why did the dinosaurs die?
Mother: Because you waker at night.

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