Eric

He will die if he doesn’t get dm’d nudies. A sex god, king of man. Hilarious beyond mortal knowledge. Fruitful and inspiring in his tweets and tones. Please before he dies send nudies. Believed to be the first person to make a “handsome Squidward” joke. Often misunderstood, always ignored in groupchats. Been known to ravage the frontal lobes of imagination. Rambler and exploiter of words often used incorrectly. Please send him your nudies in his dms before he dies.

Eric will die! Dm him now!

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