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Little Misfortune

A little who deserved a better life but instead got kidnapped by a magic fox, shushes her little butt crack and goes on painful adventures just to find out she was dead the whole time.

Person 1: Have you heard of Little Misfortune?

Person 2: Yeah, she deserved a better life.

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022

8πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


wendenesday

The worst possible way to say Wednesday.

Person 1: What day is it?

Person 2: Wendenesday.

Person 1: Kill yourself.

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022


Dad fart

A fart that can wipe out the whole world with one squeak, nobody knows where dads were able to get such power in their butt. it smells of eggs with raw tuna and other nuclear materials, this type of fart can last longer than Thanos lifespan. Fatherless children are safe from this serious crime, and lucky for Belle from Beauty and The Beast and Jasmine from Aladdin were able to survive and live a happily ever after

Cocomelon: Ew what stinks?

Doritos: Its those dad farts

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Red panda

I bet you searched this up after watching turning red

Dad brought a red panda home

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 29, 2022


Encanto

Overrated.

its like Mha made with Disney materiel.

I used to like encanto but now its old and cringe

by IhopeIdrinkwater May 2, 2022

2πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Zaqxswdecfvrbgtnhymjukiolp

I have no idea why you even typed that.

Person 1: Zaqxswdecfvrbgtnhymjukiolp

Person 2: Dude what.

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022


Emo phase

I got it when I was four.

Emo phases are everywhere.

by IhopeIdrinkwater May 2, 2022