Emo phase

I got it when I was four.

Emo phases are everywhere.

Washing Machine Heart

Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart
Baby, bang it up inside
I'm not wearing my usual lipstick
I thought maybe we would kiss tonight
Baby will you kiss me already and
Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart?
Baby, bang it up inside
Baby, though I've closed my eyes
I know who you pretend I am
I know who you pretend I am
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?

Washing Machine Heart Lyrics

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granola bar baba grill

Is this how bored you got.

Person 1: Andrea is my granola bar baba grill

Person 2: I quit my job.

uwu

what to describe donald trump

also a word everyone hates

Donald trump is an uwu boy

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I ho I ho

Originally from Snow White and sang by 7 midgets working in a mine, needs to be said to describe 7 annoying midgets.

Person 1: Have you heard of the 7 midgets in the mining club?

Person 2: I bet they sing I ho I ho all day long.

mug

what urban dictionary always wants you to buy.
¨Buy the ¨I hate my life¨ mug!¨

too many mugs.

Farquism

The worst religion in the world.

A sin towards the Shrekism, the religion of Lord Farquaad, a true mistake to all the land of Far Far Away. Lord Farquaad accepts anyone into Farquhell unless they've prayed or joined Shrekism. The only way to make sure you never join this religion is to do the Shrekism Ritual. But if you tried joining Farquism while you are already in Shrekism tiny short men will tie yo to a chair and poke you with toothpicks. The only way to make Lord Farquaad accept you is by going into a random mirror and say red 5 times while doing the orange justice.

Steven: Isn't Farquism the worst?

Felix: Oh umm... yeah...