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A person who Micheal Jackson swears is not his lover.
Micheal: Billie Jean is not my lover.
A fart that can wipe out the whole world with one squeak, nobody knows where dads were able to get such power in their butt. it smells of eggs with raw tuna and other nuclear materials, this type of fart can last longer than Thanos lifespan. Fatherless children are safe from this serious crime, and lucky for Belle from Beauty and The Beast and Jasmine from Aladdin were able to survive and live a happily ever after
Cocomelon: Ew what stinks?
Doritos: Its those dad farts
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what urban dictionary always wants you to buy.
¨Buy the ¨I hate my life¨ mug!¨
Originally from Snow White and sang by 7 midgets working in a mine, needs to be said to describe 7 annoying midgets.
Person 1: Have you heard of the 7 midgets in the mining club?
Person 2: I bet they sing I ho I ho all day long.
A beautiful religion based off the one and only, Shrek.
You can join Shrekism by praying to Shrek every night, but the only way he can accept you into Shreaven (aka Swamp) is by staying up until 2:00 AM, go to the restroom, sit in the shower, and repeat these these words: ¨Shrek is love, Shrek is life, Shrek created all of us and we shall be grateful towards Shrek.¨ and then whisper Fortnight Kid 10 times into your shampoo bottle. But if you've already prayed or joined Farquism he will shout at you to get out of his swamp and drop you to Farquhell (aka get eaten by Dragon). Though if you dont spread the Shrek gospel you will banished out of existence... F O R E V E R.
Steven: I just joined Shrekism!
Drake: I joined 3 months ago!
The worst religion in the world.
A sin towards the Shrekism, the religion of Lord Farquaad, a true mistake to all the land of Far Far Away. Lord Farquaad accepts anyone into Farquhell unless they've prayed or joined Shrekism. The only way to make sure you never join this religion is to do the Shrekism Ritual. But if you tried joining Farquism while you are already in Shrekism tiny short men will tie yo to a chair and poke you with toothpicks. The only way to make Lord Farquaad accept you is by going into a random mirror and say red 5 times while doing the orange justice.
Steven: Isn't Farquism the worst?
Felix: Oh umm... yeah...
something you dont want your mom to see
i hope my mom doesnt see my report card