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Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart
Baby, bang it up inside
I'm not wearing my usual lipstick
I thought maybe we would kiss tonight
Baby will you kiss me already and
Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart?
Baby, bang it up inside
Baby, though I've closed my eyes
I know who you pretend I am
I know who you pretend I am
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Washing Machine Heart Lyrics
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Person 1: Andrea is my granola bar baba grill
Person 2: I quit my job.
what to describe donald trump
also a word everyone hates
Donald trump is an uwu boy
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A game where I got banned for a week for saying ¨frick¨ and ¨dum¨, and sadly makes my phone steaming hot. A game I see 8 yr olds say ¨abc for a girl¨ in the chat, this game is changing children. When I was 9 I was playing Islands on Roblox and I had like two pearls and I was saving for five to make that sword thingy and some random dude said ¨want me you to help you make da sword?¨ and I said ¨yeah sure¨ the he told me to give him a pearl and it took me a while to think until i gave it to him, he said ¨lol noob¨ and i was like wut and he kicked me off his island... what a wonderful world roblox has made. :,)
Me: someone scammed me on Roblox.
The only way, to keep Farquism away.
Go outside where cement is, grab a peice of chalk, draw a circle, and put a pencil in the middle.
Repeat these words 70 times:
¨Shrek is love, Shrek is life.¨
And all Farquism is gone.
Steven: I just did the Shrekism Ritual last night!
someone who chews cereal with her as* for fun
Since Meowbahhs fav cereal is frosted flakes im never eating that again