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Santa

A fat old man wearing red and is 200+ years old, he leaves presents under the first tree he freaking sees and in return he eats your milk and cookies you were planning to eat in the morning. He has he many midgets that are working for him and is too fat and lazy to make the toys himself. He yells ho ho ho and disturbs the people trying to sleep, he breaks into innocent peoples homes and makes annoying christmas carols that always get stuck in your head at the wrong time of season.

Susie: OMG! stop acting like Santa!

Jay: Ho! Ho! Ho!

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022


Roblox

A game where I got banned for a week for saying ¨frick¨ and ¨dum¨, and sadly makes my phone steaming hot. A game I see 8 yr olds say ¨abc for a girl¨ in the chat, this game is changing children. When I was 9 I was playing Islands on Roblox and I had like two pearls and I was saving for five to make that sword thingy and some random dude said ¨want me you to help you make da sword?¨ and I said ¨yeah sure¨ the he told me to give him a pearl and it took me a while to think until i gave it to him, he said ¨lol noob¨ and i was like wut and he kicked me off his island... what a wonderful world roblox has made. :,)

Me: someone scammed me on Roblox.

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 30, 2022


Shrekism Ritual

The only way, to keep Farquism away.

Go outside where cement is, grab a peice of chalk, draw a circle, and put a pencil in the middle.
Repeat these words 70 times:

¨Shrek is love, Shrek is life.¨

And all Farquism is gone.

Steven: I just did the Shrekism Ritual last night!

by IhopeIdrinkwater May 1, 2022


Fiona from shrek

This girl stole everybody's senpai.

Person 1: Ugh your such a Fiona for shipping yourself with Shrek.

Person 2: Well I am Fiona from Shrek after all.

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022


Break up

something my biological parents did before i was born, I have a new dad.

I want to break up

by IhopeIdrinkwater August 29, 2022


Meowbahh

someone who chews cereal with her as* for fun

Since Meowbahhs fav cereal is frosted flakes im never eating that again

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022


Pirate

yarr

Me a pirate

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 29, 2022