Family Matters

Probably the most intellegent and greatest TV show of all time.

"whats your favourite show?"
"Family matters"
"really?"
" no, I'm a big fucking liar, the show sucked my balls, and I'm kind of gay, so it really sucked."

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Alien

Being not of this planet earth.

"Hey mom, is that an alien or a robot?"
"I think it may be both, it's Al Gore son, just stay away from it."

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