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When you think about something which leads you to think about something else, then that thought will lead to another thought, and so on until you are realizing what is happening.
I had a thought chain recently, it went like this:
I was thinking about sex, then I started to think about me being a father, then I started to think about my future, then I started to think about my future career, then I thought about me being a hobo, then I started to think about me dying until I wondered why I was thinking about dying. Then it all came to me...
The most annoying and the most boring thing to happen to television. Parents advise their children to watch it, but they eventually can't take the trauma anymore. Appropriate for children 5 and under, but children over 5 usually watch more non-educational, but still lame and boring TV. Do you want to learn where Dora The Explorer goes next? Well lets not find out, and watch something worth while, mmkay?
My little brother is watching his favorite educational television show in the living room, he has that thing too loud and it's interfering with my video game!
A common misspelling of the word Janitor.
A Janitor is someone who is in charge to do all the maintenance in a building of any sort (private, public, etc.).
"Eric, spell 'Janitor'"
"J-A-N-I-T-E-R (janiter)"
"You misspelled it, dumbass. It's J-A-N-I-T-O-R!"
"Oh..."
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Extremely powerful anger that builds up inside, and you constantly want to release it, but when you do, it unleashes a full wrath that might cause the biggest calamity that had ever existed... or
When you are pissed off at someone or something, that means that you are angry or frustrated at him/her/them/it for whatever he/she/they/it did to you, and you want to get revenge on him/her/them/it.
In other words, you are mad. I mean, really? Do you really need to look this up? Come on! Seriously?
-Seeing that son of a bitch who stole my ipod walk by me really pisses me off.
-Ow! Damn it! This stupid screw punctured my finger, Ahh! This damn thing really pissed me off.
But hey, it's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on!
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Someone who uses the stall next to you, especially when you both are taking shits. You'll meet each other, stink, and part ways.
"Damn, how long were you in there?"
"I don't know, I was talking to Mike."
"Who's Mike?"
"He's my dump neighbor."
"oh..."
A condition where one has an extreme obsession to be on the internet or be like people who they encounter on the internet. Similar to Text Talk.
1) Joe was diagnosed with internetitis after people recognized his habit of not leaving the computer for three days.
2) Steve was diagnosed with internetitis after people got tired of his internet speech, i.e. tl;dr, lol, ikr, idgaf, etc.
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