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snacklessphere

A whole other dimension in the universe, more commonly known as the annoying layer of air in common packaged snacks that detracts from facilitated consumption and enjoyment

Dude, I paid $2 for a bag of chips, and all I got was snacklessphere.

by Illiterate children in March 30, 2008


friendophile

That CREEPY person with the terrifying habit of finding out EVERY single bit of personal information through an online profile after adding you as a friend on social networking sites

Ever since that person added my friend online, he knows all about my best friend but doesn't even know her! What a friendophile!

by Illiterate children in April 2, 2008

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chain rape

the act of raping a girl with the aid of numerous morally corrupt men/friends

the girl gets ravaged from the inside out due to the numerous and consecutive erections inserted viciously inside her hoot-nanny

i feel bad for that one chick who got chain raped in Oaktizzy last month. She said her hoot-nanny was scarred and bloody

damn man

by Illiterate children in February 7, 2008

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unforgivable

A sexually violent act SO atrocious in nature committed by man towards a woman that no moral boundaries can reconcile.

They emerged from the strain of YouTube videos named "Unforgivable."

An unforgivable tends to occur by drinking-age males who find themselves with an unrelentingly pious girl refusing to commit any acts of imprudence,


Dude: "Bitch, make me a sandwich."
Chick: "But it's 3 o'clock in the morning!"
Dude: "Bitch, I don't care. MAKE ME A SANDWICH NOW!"
Chick: "But-"
*guy slaps her and runs train on her*
Dude: "Bitch, I told you to MAKE ME A SANDWICH!"

UNFORGIVABLE

by Illiterate children in January 31, 2008

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"Lifetime movie bad"

One of the lowest critiques a movie can ever receive. Lifetime movie bad is commonly used to describe a movie that tackles "women's issues" with excess drama, mediocre actors, and a lame script, while the movie ends with a cliche "I live in the suburbs" ending.

Dude, "A Walk to Remember" was not even awful. It was "Lifetime movie bad".

by Illiterate children in February 18, 2008

39👍 19👎


ass for pass

That one girl/guy every student knows fornicates with the teacher after class in order to pass the class. An ass for pass can be easily identified due to the great grade in a particular class but a relatively low I.Q. level.

That ass for pass in AP Literature class gives more than just apples to the teacher.

by Illiterate children in February 8, 2008