Ketchup pre-cum

The undesirable pale red watery liquid that (literally) comes out of a ketchup bottle when one fails to shake it sufficiently before squeezing.

Bob didn't shake the bottle enough and it jizzed ketchup pre-cum all over his hot dog.

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pulling a Jordan

Verb. To follow a group of people around and engage in their plans despite not being invited

The three of us had plans to eat at the mall, but we ran into a weirdo who was pulling a Jordan and came with us.

Jay'd

To be stood up, fucked over, or blown off when a guy pretends to like you and then falls off the face of the earth.

"We used to text every day, but now he just stopped replying."
"Gurrrrrrrrrrrl, you just got Jay'd!"

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