plobby

(adjective) A euphemism describing a body that's in less than ideal shape after extensive surgery or other artificial modifications.

Also used to describe a person obsessed with cosmetic surgical procedures, often in lieu of simple good diet and exercise.

You don't need a tummy tuck, Mark. You're just being plobby. Eat right, excercise, and don't expect to lose twenty pounds in twenty days.

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