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If you know a chelsea or are friends with one, run away, as fast as you can. Your family will understand, just run.
Person: holy fuck i cant believe i got away from chelsea...oh shit...oh shit who is that...is that? OH SHIT IT IS. DONT HURT ME PLEASE DONT HURT ME. NO. NOOOOOO
Jensens are the most sexy canadian men youve ever witnessed with your own eyes. When you see a jensen in the wild, your eyes will burn off from the intense light that jensens give off. Jensens are usually paired with maggies, but this is not always the case
Person: oh hey is that jensen- OH SHIT I CANT SEE, IT BURNS. IT BUUUURRRRNNNSSS
The undying and unforgettable urge to eat a shit directly from your grandmothers ass.
Guy 1: i want to jensen
Guy 2: are you okay?
The name for that one small nugget of shit that has some yellow stuff t in it, and a bit of red.
Guy 1: i just did the golden nugget
Guy 2: call an ambulance