Gramberts

Menopausal to post-menopausal women who have thrown away their premarin since they discovered Adam Lambert. They don't know what has come over them, but it's like Elvis has been reborn in the body of this young gay Idol. They are stalking him at concerts, saving the Rolling Stone cover shot to their screen saver and talking on forums about Adamgasms. They believe they have found the cure for menopause.

DO NOT get the way of those Gramberts waiting for Adam to come out of the trailer - they have been up all night and will take your arm off to sniff his hair.